When i grow up im gonna think how cringe this is (if the earth is still here)

 When I was 5 I thought walking on walls and dodging bullets was easy as eating a slice of pizza but when I learned about physics and how fast bullets travel I gave up on my dream and planned on doing random lines on a painting canvas and make up random stuff and get paid millions from museums. But soon I gave up on that too because they somehow makeup stuff too and soon I wanted to be a cartoonist which I i'm reconsidering since of how many panels I have to draw to make an animation. Kids most of your life you wanna be a superhero or a ninja but me or a vet give up. Now that I think about it politics or lawyers get payed lots of money for lying I'M GOOD AT LYING HOLY COW I COULD MAKE A FORTUNE BY LYING. And our parents say it bad to lie but you can get rich for it. I'm reconsidering my life choices.





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