The real story behind "Pecos Bill"
Pecos bill was actually a crazy psychopath who wanted to ride everything in his path and always wanted to do everything himself. He also didn't know what steroids were and ate a ton of them. When I mean a ton it's the 2000lb one. He also didn't like to eat coyote meat because he thought he was a coyote. He didn't want to be a cannibal and hated eating veggies. He also was dropped on the head when he was young, so he had amnesia. His brothers and sisters pranked him, saying he was a coyote, and he thought he was a coyote until the truth finally hit him like a 500 mph train, and it hurts. He was so sad that even a sad person couldn't compete with him in a sad contest, so that's it, bye-bye.