Dragon Warrior Isaac!

Qu Yuan The Dragon Boat Festival is about the death of the minister and poet  Qu Yuan  who was exiled because he was found to have plotted against the alliance. During his exile he wrote a bunch of poetry. 28 years later the state of Qin captured Qu Yuan and in despair Qu Yuan committed suicide. The townspeople who still respected him tried to rescue him. The townspeople could not find the body and in despair fed the fish rice balls so his body wouldn't be eaten by the fish. To this day we honor him by doing dragon boat festivals and throw raw rice dumplings in the river. Because this is a festival day i will show you pictures. Thank wikipedia for this information.

The real story behind this is actually a natural cause of the wind ending and the sun getting hotter. So the creator of the story made it into a stupid story. The moral does not make any sense at all because the moral was to be gentle and warm and you can get what you want. That doesn't make any sense at all to me, because in the story, they didn't do anything nice or mean; the wind just kept blowing cold wind and the sun just shined it's brightness. That story does not show any sign of that. It also doesn't make any sense that if the wind blew its hardest why wouldn't that send the man flying? Also, if the sun used its warmest winds, wouldn't that burn him to death? And how can a cloud and a sun talk to each other when they are so far from each other. So ya, it is really weird.

Pecos bill was actually a crazy psychopath who wanted to ride everything in his path and always wanted to do everything himself. He also didn't know what steroids were and ate a ton of them. When I mean a ton it's the 2000lb one. He also didn't like to eat coyote meat because he thought he was a coyote. He didn't want to be a cannibal and hated eating veggies. He also was dropped on the head when he was young, so he had amnesia. His brothers and sisters pranked him, saying he was a coyote, and he thought he was a coyote until the truth finally hit him like a 500 mph train, and it hurts. He was so sad that even a sad person couldn't compete with him in a sad contest, so that's it, bye-bye.

The kid was actually a terrorist who wanted to pull pranks on people. So he kept yelling wolf, and when the townspeople ran up the mountain, they never saw a wolf. The terrorist/kid continued yelling WOLF. This eventually made the townspeople very annoyed, resulting in the townspeople capturing a live wolf. When the terrorist/kid saw the live wolf, he started yelling WOLF! WOLF! However, the townspeople never came. The moral of the story is: don't be an annoying brat (like me). 

Paul Bunyan was a really tall and fat lumberjack who liked to cut down trees. Somebody made him a tall story, and to this day, they make up stuff about it. They made it even worse with a blue ox. The blue ox was actually a really, really fat dog. The fat dog just so happened to like to eat people. So Paul had to tame it and fed it the bones of his enemies. Then they were best buds forever. P.S. the reason the dog was so fat is because it ate tons of steroids.

The grand canyon was actually a flat land but miners dug in and ruined the flatland because of stupid people we now don't have a beautiful flatland so don't be stupid like these stupid people but also be stupid so you can have a huge tourist attraction. Are you confused yet? I bet u are so I'm gonna make u have 1 brain cell and it's gonna be very confused. So how was your day i bet it wasn't that good because why would u be reading this then hehehehehehehehehyou ehehe do you think i have stupid logic? I bet u do think i'm very very very stupid and have stupid logic. Eh it's not like my dad doesn't call me stupid for no reason sooo.......... ummmmmmm btw u are not allowed to comment on this blog or i will ummmm....... do something. Daddy don't u dare say im gonna comment on my blog so i actually do something so ummmmm......... what should i type what should i type AHA so you might be wondering why is today's blog so big cause for reasons i don'

The hare and the tortoise were actually good friends. The tortoise was depressed and wanted to kill himself, so the hare challenged the tortoise to a race. In the race, the hare pretended to fall asleep, and let the tortoise win. By the end, the tortoise was not thinking depressing thoughts anymore.

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Im so bored so pls help meh 😱. im so bored pls help my dad is so mean and is forcing me to do this so pls help meh and ya. I think puppies are really cute and have funny cute eyes. My dad might think im playing a game if i search up dogs and force meh to play 2 hours of piano so oof. :c I love using emojis and use dem all da time soooo....... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ya im rly rly bored.

No derp there so cute and they play with other pandas is so cute and i would love to touch them i mean look at this picture. Awwwww isn't it so cuteeee. Ok u might not think there cute but i do and that's my opinion there just so cute.

I read all of my dad books that he bought for me before i was born and some were good and some were bad. Black beauty is still 2nd worst and alice in wonderland is the worst like the very worst i hate it. I mean it is literally about a girl who gets lost in a place while just going her way she wastes other peoples times when she already knows how to get out. Black beauty is boring because the animals get abused and a black horse dies and has a child named black beauty and the baby horse gets to the good farm where there is no abusing like turning pigs into bacon. I bet you're wondering why im not straight on turn on caps lock and start yelling CAUSE I WAS FRICKING CALM BUT NOW I JUST TALKED ABOUT THE BOOKS I HATE THE MOST SO PISS OOF.

So my dad is forcing me to do this thing called summer objectives. And its kind of stupid but everything my dad says is usally stupid and this is also really stupid so it's something i wanna achieve over the summer when IM IN FRICKING QUARINTINE. Okay sry about dat im just really bored now because im in quarintine. So dere is dis this thing called google hangouts where you can talk to your freinds and can play games with dem it is really nice and you should try it. Heres how u do it: u first give eachother your emails no passwords and then u make a hangout then theres this place where you type in there email and it should show up.