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INVEST IN STOCKS TO GAIN OR LOSE MONEY!!!!!!!!

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Why is it Elon musk is so rich? Because he invested in stocks and that is why he is so rich. This is why you should invest in stocks and become extremely rich. Bitcoin for example you would need 1000 bitcoins for a pizza but now with just one bitcoin you can buy more than 10,000 pizzas. When you buy stocks you have to predict what will grow big and what will go down so you can gain the most money you can. Also when you buy stocks you have two choices, one is market price which you'll buy the stock at any price the seller chose or theirs limit which you will only buy the stock at the price you set it at. Stocks can also go up from memes such as Gamestop and Nokia.

When i grow up im gonna think how cringe this is (if the earth is still here)

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 When I was 5 I thought walking on walls and dodging bullets was easy as eating a slice of pizza but when I learned about physics and how fast bullets travel I gave up on my dream and planned on doing random lines on a painting canvas and make up random stuff and get paid millions from museums. But soon I gave up on that too because they somehow makeup stuff too and soon I wanted to be a cartoonist which I i'm reconsidering since of how many panels I have to draw to make an animation. Kids most of your life you wanna be a superhero or a ninja but me or a vet give up. Now that I think about it politics or lawyers get payed lots of money for lying I'M GOOD AT LYING HOLY COW I COULD MAKE A FORTUNE BY LYING. And our parents say it bad to lie but you can get rich for it. I'm reconsidering my life choices.

Me big sad in quarintine

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 Why am I sad? because I want to go eat fast food because a matter of fact I have not eaten any fast food for an entire year so I am not very happy. Fun fact when you say fun fact they will read through all of it. Also when I get bored I like to eat yogurt and think about how to annoy my family so I can ruin their experience of quarantine. when I get hungry I like to think of myself eating fast food and get sad. I also miss friends but the main consequence is not getting to eat fast food.                          What I think about when I imagine myself eating fast food---v

What my dad said to me

 On November 9th, 2020 my Dad said to me:  One day after you grow up, and you say to me that $180,000 is not a lot, I will be very proud of you! I'm blogging about this so I have a digital record.

The Bongo Cat Meme •́ε•̀٥

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So the Bongo Cat Meme is really funny and is also really weird. There is a literally tons of bongo cat memes and basically each one is a meme song. I will show you a ton of bongo cat memes like him playing Under-tale or Megolovania. Of course im gonna show you one right now cause I'm bored. Also their is also this really funny meme wheir he sings lets go and it is really really funny. And also i love to watch a ton of memes because they are really funny so im gonna show you a lot.

The Bald Eggu (ʕ∩◕ᴥ◕ʔ⊃━☆゚.* my favorite show #2)

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So this bald Eggu is a cartoon character who is bald when he is only 11 years old and looks really funny. The shows name is Avatar The Last Air-bender and is really funny. It has really good animation and has one of best revenge moments. Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.   Hehehhe sorry about that. So their is a total of four nations and each nation can bend a different element well the god in the show is a guy who loves his cabbage but it always gets destroyed and now is a big meme. It is really funny because in the comic book he says bad stuff always happens when your around my cabbage's to Aang because it always does. And in the Legend Of Korra he starts a huge business called cabbage corp and gets taken away when Korra was near him  (and Korra is the reincarnation of Aang).       Soon Aang was found in an iceberg by a girl named Katara and a boy named Sokka. Soon they start their jouney and zuko the prince of the fire nation was banned and he wanted to cat

My favorite show #1

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Sorry for the late updates!! So a lot of you might know this anime cause it is really popular right now. The show's name is Naruto and my favorite line to say on that show is KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU!!!!!!!!       Heheheheheeh sorry about that. So the protagonists father made a really advanced jujitsu made by his deceased father who died protecting him because his Mom was the jinchuriku for the nine tail's and she was giving birth to Naruto. After she gave birth they had to seal the nine tail's back inside her. Soon a person came that was on a mission to destroy the seal so the nine tail's could wreak havoc on  the hidden leaf village. Soon after the nine tail's was released and killed Naruto's mother and father but Naruto's father was able to seal the nine tail's inside Naruto. 5 years later Naruto goes to ninja school to train to be the Ho-kage which is the highest rank in the ninja world which makes Naruto really stubborn. Soon Naruto meets his lifelong r