The real story behind "Paul Bunyan"
Paul Bunyan was a really tall and fat lumberjack who liked to cut down trees. Somebody made him a tall story, and to this day, they make up stuff about it. They made it even worse with a blue ox. The blue ox was actually a really, really fat dog. The fat dog just so happened to like to eat people. So Paul had to tame it and fed it the bones of his enemies. Then they were best buds forever. P.S. the reason the dog was so fat is because it ate tons of steroids.