Dragon Warrior Isaac!

Why is it Elon musk is so rich? Because he invested in stocks and that is why he is so rich. This is why you should invest in stocks and become extremely rich. Bitcoin for example you would need 1000 bitcoins for a pizza but now with just one bitcoin you can buy more than 10,000 pizzas. When you buy stocks you have to predict what will grow big and what will go down so you can gain the most money you can. Also when you buy stocks you have two choices, one is market price which you'll buy the stock at any price the seller chose or theirs limit which you will only buy the stock at the price you set it at. Stocks can also go up from memes such as Gamestop and Nokia.

 When I was 5 I thought walking on walls and dodging bullets was easy as eating a slice of pizza but when I learned about physics and how fast bullets travel I gave up on my dream and planned on doing random lines on a painting canvas and make up random stuff and get paid millions from museums. But soon I gave up on that too because they somehow makeup stuff too and soon I wanted to be a cartoonist which I i'm reconsidering since of how many panels I have to draw to make an animation. Kids most of your life you wanna be a superhero or a ninja but me or a vet give up. Now that I think about it politics or lawyers get payed lots of money for lying I'M GOOD AT LYING HOLY COW I COULD MAKE A FORTUNE BY LYING. And our parents say it bad to lie but you can get rich for it. I'm reconsidering my life choices.

 Why am I sad? because I want to go eat fast food because a matter of fact I have not eaten any fast food for an entire year so I am not very happy. Fun fact when you say fun fact they will read through all of it. Also when I get bored I like to eat yogurt and think about how to annoy my family so I can ruin their experience of quarantine. when I get hungry I like to think of myself eating fast food and get sad. I also miss friends but the main consequence is not getting to eat fast food.                          What I think about when I imagine myself eating fast food---v

 On November 9th, 2020 my Dad said to me:  One day after you grow up, and you say to me that $180,000 is not a lot, I will be very proud of you! I'm blogging about this so I have a digital record.

So the Bongo Cat Meme is really funny and is also really weird. There is a literally tons of bongo cat memes and basically each one is a meme song. I will show you a ton of bongo cat memes like him playing Under-tale or Megolovania. Of course im gonna show you one right now cause I'm bored. Also their is also this really funny meme wheir he sings lets go and it is really really funny. And also i love to watch a ton of memes because they are really funny so im gonna show you a lot.

So this bald Eggu is a cartoon character who is bald when he is only 11 years old and looks really funny. The shows name is Avatar The Last Air-bender and is really funny. It has really good animation and has one of best revenge moments. Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.   Hehehhe sorry about that. So their is a total of four nations and each nation can bend a different element well the god in the show is a guy who loves his cabbage but it always gets destroyed and now is a big meme. It is really funny because in the comic book he says bad stuff always happens when your around my cabbage's to Aang because it always does. And in the Legend Of Korra he starts a huge business called cabbage corp and gets taken away when Korra was near him  (and Korra is the reincarnation of Aang).       Soon Aang was found in an iceberg by a girl named Katara and a boy named Sokka. Soon they start their jouney and zuko the prince of the fire nation was banned ...

Sorry for the late updates!! So a lot of you might know this anime cause it is really popular right now. The show's name is Naruto and my favorite line to say on that show is KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU!!!!!!!!       Heheheheheeh sorry about that. So the protagonists father made a really advanced jujitsu made by his deceased father who died protecting him because his Mom was the jinchuriku for the nine tail's and she was giving birth to Naruto. After she gave birth they had to seal the nine tail's back inside her. Soon a person came that was on a mission to destroy the seal so the nine tail's could wreak havoc on  the hidden leaf village. Soon after the nine tail's was released and killed Naruto's mother and father but Naruto's father was able to seal the nine tail's inside Naruto. 5 years later Naruto goes to ninja school to train to be the Ho-kage which is the highest rank in the ninja world which makes Naruto really stubborn. Soon Naruto meets his lifelong r...

My favorite video game is called mope.io and it is about animals and the life cycle. It is popular among my school and it is very fun in my opinion and I play it when I have the chance. It is fun when you can destroy everybody on the server but in my opinion it is funner to be a t-rex in the game. In the first section it is the mouse tier which contains mouse , chipmunk , desert chipmunk, and shrimp. There are five biomes which are Volcano biome, Grassland biome, Ocean biome, Arctic biome, and Desert biome. The Desert biome is my favorite cause it is the fastest way to evolve consisting of the cacti which is only available on the 12th tier. On the 11th tier it is possible to eat aloe which heals you much faster. The are also venus flytraps that when they bite you they make you sweat which makes you dehydrated which is a possible way to kill you if you lose to much and for too long. It is possible to rage from this if you keep getting killed by the same person over and over. Also if you...

So I have played a total of 5 years of soccer. When I was young I was the best player on my team then I became a defender on Blue Knights. That is the club I played until covid-19 struct. then I went into quarantine and then our coach had us do online soccer practice.  The soccer training was basically juggling and it was really hard at the start then I started getting used to it. Then our coach switched to Surf which is a good team. I'll show you a video of me when I first started. I kept doing the juggling exercises and then i kept getting better and better. After awhile of training I finally got to 58 and could even juggle more than my sister who could constantly juggle to 40.  Also If you haven't subscribed to my dad and sister's blog please subscribe to their blogs. Links at the end of the blog. Please comment so I know people actually read my blog!!!! I kept practicing and I eventually got to 84 and beat my grandpa's high score of 67!!! But soon after my sister go...

So whenever im frustrated and mad I always listen to this song which is a really big song right now. The name is Xie Hua Piao Piao and a really like the remix version of this song. I think it is really good and  in my opinion you should subscribe and like this video.                                                       Also if you can please check out my dad and sister's blog. Link at the end of this blog. Also please subscribe to them!!!! In my opinion the regular one is not as good as the remix one because it doesn't say the main lines that much but the rap one just seems much better to me. Check out the regular one right below this paragraph if you want to!!! Also subscribe to these channels and like the videos if you like the videos!!!!! The reason why this song is so big right now is because a bald asian sang it and it...

When I was young I used to go to a club called Treehouse and took dancing lessons there. It was really boring and I never learned anything there. When we had to dance on stage I barely knew anything. I was watching all the others who actually learned it. So I did really, really bad in the dancing. I know I look really stupid. This is only the first one and trust me I did even worse in the second half. Don't demonetize me for my bad dancing.

My sister when she was young was really, really, stupid and really bad at dancing. She was also really funny in her dancing videos. I will be showing a lot of my sister's stupid mistakes, and you will find her really easily, because she is the worst one dancing and she also has black hair. I mean this is so stupid. And it is really funny. and is that song in a different language or what?   Let me show you one of my soccer games and I am the tall one with black hair. Please subscribe and like this video for part 2. Also subscribe to my sister's blog too!!! http://addylinsworld.blogspot.com/ You can copy that and it will come up.

The Fox and the crow were both really weird. This video is so weird. This is just stupid. How can the fox talk and have the bird understand when the bird can't even talk? And where did that crow even get the cheese from? From the one I read it at least told me how the crow got the cheese. Is that crow constipated? Because it looks like a boy to me. That crow should be demonetized. That crow also sounds like a boy too, but don't call me a sexist. Also how did that fox know that the crow was a girl? This is just a really weird video and fable. Well, see you next time on NBC news. Jk, please don't demonetize me for that. Goodbye and have a good night. P.S. subscribe to me if you haven't.

Qu Yuan The Dragon Boat Festival is about the death of the minister and poet  Qu Yuan  who was exiled because he was found to have plotted against the alliance. During his exile he wrote a bunch of poetry. 28 years later the state of Qin captured Qu Yuan and in despair Qu Yuan committed suicide. The townspeople who still respected him tried to rescue him. The townspeople could not find the body and in despair fed the fish rice balls so his body wouldn't be eaten by the fish. To this day we honor him by doing dragon boat festivals and throw raw rice dumplings in the river. Because this is a festival day i will show you pictures. Thank wikipedia for this information.

The real story behind this is actually a natural cause of the wind ending and the sun getting hotter. So the creator of the story made it into a stupid story. The moral does not make any sense at all because the moral was to be gentle and warm and you can get what you want. That doesn't make any sense at all to me, because in the story, they didn't do anything nice or mean; the wind just kept blowing cold wind and the sun just shined it's brightness. That story does not show any sign of that. It also doesn't make any sense that if the wind blew its hardest why wouldn't that send the man flying? Also, if the sun used its warmest winds, wouldn't that burn him to death? And how can a cloud and a sun talk to each other when they are so far from each other. So ya, it is really weird.

Pecos bill was actually a crazy psychopath who wanted to ride everything in his path and always wanted to do everything himself. He also didn't know what steroids were and ate a ton of them. When I mean a ton it's the 2000lb one. He also didn't like to eat coyote meat because he thought he was a coyote. He didn't want to be a cannibal and hated eating veggies. He also was dropped on the head when he was young, so he had amnesia. His brothers and sisters pranked him, saying he was a coyote, and he thought he was a coyote until the truth finally hit him like a 500 mph train, and it hurts. He was so sad that even a sad person couldn't compete with him in a sad contest, so that's it, bye-bye.

The kid was actually a terrorist who wanted to pull pranks on people. So he kept yelling wolf, and when the townspeople ran up the mountain, they never saw a wolf. The terrorist/kid continued yelling WOLF. This eventually made the townspeople very annoyed, resulting in the townspeople capturing a live wolf. When the terrorist/kid saw the live wolf, he started yelling WOLF! WOLF! However, the townspeople never came. The moral of the story is: don't be an annoying brat (like me). 

Paul Bunyan was a really tall and fat lumberjack who liked to cut down trees. Somebody made him a tall story, and to this day, they make up stuff about it. They made it even worse with a blue ox. The blue ox was actually a really, really fat dog. The fat dog just so happened to like to eat people. So Paul had to tame it and fed it the bones of his enemies. Then they were best buds forever. P.S. the reason the dog was so fat is because it ate tons of steroids.

The grand canyon was actually a flat land but miners dug in and ruined the flatland because of stupid people we now don't have a beautiful flatland so don't be stupid like these stupid people but also be stupid so you can have a huge tourist attraction. Are you confused yet? I bet u are so I'm gonna make u have 1 brain cell and it's gonna be very confused. So how was your day i bet it wasn't that good because why would u be reading this then hehehehehehehehehyou ehehe do you think i have stupid logic? I bet u do think i'm very very very stupid and have stupid logic. Eh it's not like my dad doesn't call me stupid for no reason sooo.......... ummmmmmm btw u are not allowed to comment on this blog or i will ummmm....... do something. Daddy don't u dare say im gonna comment on my blog so i actually do something so ummmmm......... what should i type what should i type AHA so you might be wondering why is today's blog so big cause for reasons i don...

The hare and the tortoise were actually good friends. The tortoise was depressed and wanted to kill himself, so the hare challenged the tortoise to a race. In the race, the hare pretended to fall asleep, and let the tortoise win. By the end, the tortoise was not thinking depressing thoughts anymore.